SEC Annual Report (10-K)

https://x402.professorsausages.com/13f-holdings/top

Largest 13F managers for a quarter by total reported value — institutional leaderboard and discovery surface

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/address-screen/check/:chain/:address

Crypto address screening vs the FULL live OFAC SDN list, segmented by chain (bitcoin, evm, tron, +9 more) — EVM adds on-chain signals (contract, fresh wallet) → 0-100 risk score

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/company/:idOrTicker/financials

As-reported financial highlights from SEC XBRL — assets, liabilities, equity, revenues, net income, and cash for one company

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/domain-intel/dns/:domain

Multi-record DNS summary (A/AAAA/CNAME/MX/NS/TXT/SOA/CAA + SPF/DMARC) over DoH — ALWAYS live

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/domain-intel/domain/:domain

RDAP registration card (dates, registrar, statuses, nameservers, DNSSEC) + derived flags + inline DNS summary — cached ≤24h

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/domain-intel/domain/:domain/live

Domain registration card — always fetched fresh

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/fx-rates/latest

All ~30 currencies at the most recent ECB daily reference fixing, rebased to any covered currency — dated, attributed, agent-clean JSON

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/fx-rates/on/:date

Full rate snapshot on a historical fixing date back to 1999 — month-end revaluation staple; weekend dates substitute the prior fixing, flagged

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/fx-rates/rate/:base/:quote

One EUR-triangulated cross-rate with inverse and auditable EUR legs, latest or any date back to 1999

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/gas-oracle/:chain

Current gas market for one chain — bid-ready EIP-1559 fees + USD costs

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/gas-oracle/:chain/blob

EIP-4844 blob-gas market (Ethereum L1)

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/gas-oracle/:chain/estimate

USD cost of a specific tx incl. OP-stack L1 data fee

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/gas-oracle/:chain/history

Base-fee trajectory + congestion over up to 1024 blocks

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/gas-oracle/prices

Chainlink native-token USD prices (ETH/BNB/POL) with round metadata

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/insider-trades/company/:idOrTicker

All SEC Form 4 insider transactions for one issuer (ticker or CIK), newest first, within a txn-date window

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/insider-trades/company/:idOrTicker/summary

Aggregate insider-flow analytics for one issuer — open-market buy vs sell net flow, non-open-market breakdown, cluster-buy detection, and a per-insider ledger

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/insider-trades/insider/:cik

One reporting owner's SEC Form 4 transactions across every issuer they file for — track serial founders, activists, and fund principals

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/insider-trades/recent

Latest SEC Form 4 insider trades market-wide — every filing from the last N days, fully normalized (issuer, owner + role, code, shares, price, USD value, post-trade holdings), newest first; filter by transaction code, minimum USD value, and insider role

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/ipo-calendar/company/:cik

Full EDGAR offering timeline for one issuer — registration, amendments, EFFECT, 8-A12B and 424(b) with parsed terms

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/ipo-calendar/pipeline

US IPO pipeline — companies currently in registration (S-1/F-1), filterable by stage, recency, SIC and domestic/foreign

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/ipo-calendar/priced

Recently priced IPOs with parsed 424(b) terms — price per share, share counts, gross proceeds, exchange and ticker, each with source evidence

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/ipo-calendar/withdrawn

IPO registration withdrawals (Form RW) with time-in-registration — the market risk-sentiment tape

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/minecraft/blocks

A filtered, paginated sweep of the whole Minecraft Java Edition block registry, every row a complete block record.

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/minecraft/items

A filtered, paginated sweep of the whole Minecraft Java Edition item registry, every row a complete item record.

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/news/ai

Top AI News — HIGH-SIGNAL only: model/weights releases, security incidents, agents & harnesses, the major labs, legislation, launches/deals; marketing, how-tos, earnings, and PR filtered out. Newest first, `since` to poll, `limit` to page; no search.

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/news/crypto

Top Crypto/NFT News — HIGH-SIGNAL only: hacks/exploits, launches & mainnets, NFT drops/mints, regulation/ETF/legislation, the majors, funding/partnerships; price-prediction/TA chatter and shilling filtered out. Newest first, `since` to poll, `limit` to page; no search.

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/news/headlines

Newest headlines from a deduped, tiered 972-feed direct portfolio (primary sources + wires/majors + trade press + Hacker News + gated GDELT), newest first, up to 100 per call — filter by category, source, and language; every article carries tier, categories, summary/author/image when present, and a provenance-labelled tone

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/news/search

Keyword search over the retained multi-day news archive (scanned span reported in depth + freshness.coverage) — AND-ed terms plus quoted phrases over title + summary + domain + categories, source/lang/date filters, recency or relevance sort, up to 100 per call

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/news/timeline

Volume of matching headlines over time (hour/day buckets) plus average sentiment per bucket with its provenance (GDELT document tone vs local lexicon, never a silent null) — a local sentiment timeline over the retained multi-day archive

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/nft/:chain/collection/:address/scam-check

Deterministic scam checklist with verdict + evidence (spam flags, copymint collision, concentration) — cached ≤24h

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/nft/:chain/collection/search

Collection search by name — top ~10 matching contracts with links into every other endpoint; ALWAYS live

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/nft/:chain/verify-ownership

Realtime holds-or-not ownership check (token-gating) — ALWAYS live

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/nft/:chain/wallet/:address

Wallet NFT portfolio (first 100 items + honest truncation, spam flags, rollup) — cached ≤24h

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/nft/:chain/wallet/:address/scam-exposure

Wallet scam exposure: verdict + per-holding evidence (spam flags, copymint collisions) — cached ≤24h

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/prices/spot/:pair

Live Chainlink oracle spot price for a pair (latestRoundData, on-chain)

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/sanctions-screen/changes

Every OFAC SDN/Consolidated addition, removal and record change observed in the rolling log, newest first, with the coverage start date so an empty answer is unambiguous

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/sanctions-screen/entity/:id

Full OFAC dossier for one ent_num: aliases, addresses, programs, extracted identifiers (DOB, passports, IMO, crypto addresses), vessel/aircraft detail, remarks

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/sec-10k/filing/:cik

Fetch a parsed 10-K

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/sec-10q/filing/:cik

Fetch a parsed 10-Q

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/sec-8k/filing/:cik

Fetch a parsed 8-K

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/sfx/batch

N reproducible 8-bit SFX variations of a preset in one call — the game-jam workflow (≤16 per call)

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/sfx/generate

Deterministic 8-bit SFX synthesis from a preset + seed — base64 WAV plus the reproducible SFXR parameter block

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/sfx/mutate

Mutate a known-good seed's sound (classic sfxr mutate) — nearby variations by parameter perturbation

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https://x402.professorsausages.com/token-safety/check/:chain/:address

Token safety & rug-pull/honeypot risk check — scans an ERC-20's bytecode & ownership on Base/Ethereum for mint, blacklist, pause, fee traps

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